Vote Tomorrow, Get Free Stuff And Discounts!
Tomorrow is election day, and you’re voting, right? You better be. Not only will you get to have a hand in deciding who is going to rule our country for the next four years, but a bunch of companies are giving voters free stuff and discounts, too! After you’ve cast your vote, drink a cup of coffee, get a new sex toy, and pick up a new outfit. Aren’t you proud to be an American? Free Food!
Wear your “I Voted” sticker to a participating Krispy Kreme location and get a free star-shaped donut with red, white, and blue sprinkles. You’ll need the sugar after waiting in line at your polling station for hours and hours.
Ben & Jerry’s is giving away one free scoop of ice cream to everyone Tuesday from 5-8pm. Cherry Garcia is a very American flavor, isn’t it?
Download the Bob Dylan song “I Shall be Released” as performed by Wilco with Fleet Foxes.
Tell your Starbucks barista that you voted, and you’ll get a free tall cup of brewed coffee.
Free Sex Toys!
Babeland, which has stores in New York, Los Angeles, and Seattle, is giving men who voted a Maverick sleeve for self-pleasuring and women a Silver Bullet mini-vibrator. The promotion lasts until Nov. 11. See, voting really can be pleasurable.
French Connection will give you 15 percent off on your purchase if you can prove you voted, and they’re not even from this country.
Trina Turk will give you a 20 percent discount through Nov. 16 when you show your “I Voted” sticker or general election ballot stub.
Have you heard of a place offering voters a deal tomorrow? Share it in the comments!