Quickies!: It’s Britney’s Circus, Bitch

  • Britney Spears’ Circus cover has been released. I will never tire of that “It’s Britney, bitch” joke. [Popbytes]
  • There are so many ways to get yourself off, so why limit yourself to one kind of self-pleasure and massage? [Your Tango]
  • Scroll through this checklist to make sure you’re in prime voting form for tomorrow. [Shine]
  • It’s okay to be friends with an ex. You liked him for a reason, didn’t you? [College Candy]
  • A 19-year-old in the U.K. has legally changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and The Flash Combined. [Asylum]
  • VH1 is casting a romance competition for the heart of Antonio Sabato, Jr. Where did they dig him up? [Candy Kirby]
  • Researchers think there is a link between teen pregnancy and teens watching sex on TV. [Dear Sugar]