I remember watching Britney Spears on “Ellen” a few years ago while she was still known more for her sculpted abs than her train wreck life. When Ellen asked Brit-Brit how she maintained her six-pack, she boasted that she did around 500 crunches a day. Now that she spends most of her time, I don’t know, going to custody hearings and possibly making sex tapes, she might be interested in this new $69 ab kit that includes everything one needs — shadows, sprays, highlighters, primers and contour brushes — to create the appearance of tight abs without all those hours spent crunching. And for the rest of us who don’t work out but still want everyone to envy our bodies, the ab kit’s out just in time for Sluttoween! [NYMag.com]
