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Your Craziest Celebrity Dreams

On Monday, I told you about my Michelle Williams dream and Amelia’s Rihanna and Chris Brown threesome dream. A bunch of you sent in descriptions of your crazy celebrity dreams, and here they are:

“As a straight woman, I never thought I had a shot with any of the dudes on “Gossip Girl,” but one night I dreamed I had Leighton Meester in my bed, her soft brunette curls spilling over my stomach as she kissed her way down my body. Strangely erotic weirdness aside, I’ll take her over Chace Crawford any day.” – Jamie

“I had a dream that I kissed Bill Clinton. I was sad to wake up.” – Susannah“I used to really love Tyra Banks, and I thought we were destined to become friends because we’re both Sagittariuses and love fashion. One night, I had a dream that I saw Tyra at an event. We didn’t actually get to speak to each other, but we locked eyes. Then a few days later, I was walking the halls of my college and ran into Tyra. She looked at me and said, “I know you from somewhere.” I said, “Yeah, I was at that event the other day.” She like, “Oh yeah, I remember you. Would you like to go have lunch?” Of course I went to have lunch with her, and I didn’t feel like a midget next to her. I guess part of my dream was to be taller. We went shopping together after lunch, and by the time we were finished, we were the best of friends. I woke up thinking Tyra and I were really friends. And I was hoping that my dream meant I was psychic and Tyra and I would actually meet. Later that year, I actually met her, but my love for her had turned to strong dislike by then.” – Annika

“I once had a dream that Jason Bateman was my boyfriend. He was living in Chicago, and I got lost in his apartment building and couldn’t make my way back to his loft! I kept getting on the wrong elevator, and took wrong turns in the hallways.” – Maridel

“I was in a restaurant, sitting at a table with my friend, and we were laughing up a storm about something we found hilarious. Then, all of a sudden, Isaac Mizrahi approached the table. He looked terribly fashionable, and asked up to leave. He said we were being way too rowdy. I felt a tinge of sadness because I did not know he owned his own restaurant, and because I always imagined he would be quite the fun, sassy type. What I drew from this dream? I think I spend way too much time at Target.” –Morgan

One embarrassing celebrity dream I had was about Rupert Grint who plays Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. He was really interested in me and I wasn’t sure how I felt about him. We had just started dating, and he was hanging around my family for the first time. My brothers thought it was weird, but they kept quiet. Ron was holding my hand as we walked around a crazy psychedelic museum with odd shaped rooms. Then we stopped in this room to watch a movie of some kind. I was sitting with my little brother and my other family members were seated behind me but they couldn’t really see me. All of the sudden we just started making out like crazy. He proceeded to go down on me under a blanket and I didn’t know how to react. It felt really strange. So after we left the room, my little brother was like “nice job making out with Ron over there during the movie” I was like “you could hear us?” and he said “Yes!” Apparently the rest of family didn’t seem to notice. The last thing I remember was pulling aside Rupert and yelling at him! So embarrassing, but hot.” –Sarah

“Not too long ago, I had a dream that I was being chased around a mall by Kevin Spacey because I had left a baked potato in the refrigerator for a year. He was really mad and psychotic, kind of like his portrayal of Lex Luthor in “Superman Returns.” Spacey never caught me, and I was terrified to find out what he’d do if he did.” – Amanda

“I had a dream a few years ago that I was having sex with Woody Allen. And to make matters worse, he had long hair and braces. He kept talking to me in his weird voice the entire time we were trying to actually do it. Pretty scary stuff. My sister also had a scary celeb sex dream, but this one was about George from “Seinfeld.” She told me they were making out, but he had a beard and she kept having to pull the beard hair out of her mouth.” – Rosa

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