We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, here are our five favorite comments from last week…
Comment That Should Get Trademarked
“Jocelyn Nubel” from “5 Signs You’re Dating Someone Emotionally Stupid”
Pay attention Library of Congress, because here comes some creative genius:
“I once told a particularly emo-tarded exboyfriend, “I NO LONGER HAVE THE PATIENCE TO PUSH YOU AROUND IN YOUR EMOTIONAL WHEELCHAIR!!! Sigh. It felt so, so good.”
That clever cutie is so good at communication that she not only stuck it to her ex-boyfriend, she took the terminology to a whole new level of slang. She popped an emotional wheelie!Awesomest “Oh Snap!”
“SL” from “Every Girl Can Get Her Happy Ending”
In a post about spa/massage parlors that have a rep for offering hand jobs to women too, I mentioned a special spot in NYC, The Russian Turkish Baths. While we weren’t surprised to find out it’s been frequented by the likes of Chris Noth, John Travolta, Paulie Shore, Q-Tip, and Robin Pivers, SL pointed out a guest that made our jaws drop!
”What’s Chelsea Clinton doing there!?”
Hmm, proving the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree?
It’s Funny Cause It’s True
“Blair” from “Who Should Guy Ritchie Snog/Shag Next?”
If we had a nickle for every time Sienna Miller put her crotch where it didn’t belong, we’d be richer than Balthazar Getty! So maybe she should donate some to charity (i.e. be Guy Ritchie’s rebound) or, as “Blair” put it:
“I hate to say it because I think Sienna Miller is gorgeous, but she is the village bicycle. He should rebound to her just to bust a nut.”
Hey, we know he likes bottled blonds.
Best Male Member
“Steve” from “Fashion Emancipation: Mantyhose”
Dude bravely put himself and his nylons habit out there just to prove a point for feminism.
“If a man chooses to wear hose, it shouldn’t ‘upset’ anyone. I bet you wouldn’t think it was OK to hear about the days when men (and other women, too) were upset by the emerging trend of women having the audacity to wear… PANTS! ….I think those who are the beneficiaries of a more open-minded era ought to extend that same open-mindedness to others.”
Hey, as a lady who loves all kinds of hose, I don’t blame you for wearing what you want! I know I do.
Madonna’s Biggest Fanny
ExGirlfriend from ”Madonna’s Dating Timeline”
This commentor sums up what makes Madonna one “Lucky Star.”
“JFK Jr, Guy Ritchie AND Antonio Banderas? Luckiest girl ever.”
Totally! Although, Madonna paid her dues — Dennis Rodman, and Andy Bird, and Vanilla Ice, oh my!