Quickies!: Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake Stump For Obama

  • Lovebirds Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake turned up at an Obama rally is Las Vegas, publicly endorsing the candidate. About abortion, Timberlake said, “I give Jess the right to choose where we go to eat all the time. The funny thing is, what the woman chooses is usually right.” Biel joked back, “Brownie points for you”, to which Timberlake replied, “I know where my bread is buttered.” [Us Weekly]
  • Speaking of Barry, as Head O State, this Obama promises to stand upright and last the whole night. [HeadOState via Daily Bedpost]
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie don’t want to be seen. [Popbytes]
  • What should Jamie Lynn Spears purchase at the drugstore instead of Garnier hair products? [Candy Kirby]
  • The government has been intercepting the intimate calls of Americans serving overseas, and some operators have even gossiped about the phone sex. [Tango]
  • America’s hockey mom received the Terrell Owens treatment at a Philadelphia Flyers game. [Asylum]
  • You only have a couple of weeks left, so please start planning your Halloween costume in order to avoid these inappropriate costumes. [College Candy]