Gmail To Prevent Drunk Messaging (Well, On The Weekends, At Least)
We’ve all been there, we’ve had a bit too much to drink — more than some of us would care to admit — and suddenly, calling, texting, or emailing an old flame seems like the best. Idea. Ever!! You know it never goes well and the humiliation the next morning is worse than the raging hangover. It’s not just old flames we drunkenly reach out to, either — there are also estranged friends and family members, old (or, worse, current) bosses and co-workers, and random cuties online. Back when Friendster was the social networking site du jour and I was nursing a broken heart and wounded ego, I spent more than one wine-soaked evening exchanging messages with attractive, 28-38 year-old men in my area, messages I hope stay as buried as that broken relationship I was trying to get over.
On occasions like those, it would have been nice to have someone — anyone! — stop me and say, “Wendy, do you really want to send that message? Are you sure it’s not just the booze talking?” I can’t guarantee I wouldn’t have pushed “send” just the same, but still, maybe a voice of reason would have saved me from one or two of my more embarrassing drunken messaging mishaps. If Gmail has anything to say about it, all of us are about to have that much-needed voice of reason in our lives…well, on the weekends, anyway (and provided you don’t suck at math).
According to Gmail’s official blog, it has just launched a new Labs feature called Mail Goggles that could prevent you from sending messages you may later regret. When you enable the feature, which is only available on late night weekends (“at that time you’re most likely to need it”), it will make sure you’re in your right state of mind by having you solve a few simple math problems before letting you send your message. The only thing that would improve my life even more is a feature that asks, “Are you really going out wearing that?” every time I left the house. Hey Google, get on it, okay?