The Daily Squeeze: Sarah Palin On TV, Britney’s Sex Ban

  • Sarah Palin may make a special appearance on the “SNL” spin-off special “Weekend Update” this Thursday. [Newser]
  • Britney Spears’ dad has reportedly banned her from having sex for six months. [Entertainmentwise]
  • A man, who is associated with the mob, is serving a 25-year prison sentence, and several years ago his sperm was smuggled out of the big house so his wife could conceive their child. And now his daughter isn’t allowed to visit her father in prison. [Gothamist]
  • Keira Knightley was born because her mom won a bet with her dad. “My dad said to her, ‘Alright, if you sell a script we can have a baby.’ So I was actually born out of a bet because she did manage to sell the script. And here I am.” [AHN]