Commenter’s Ball: Our Five Favorite Comments Of The Week

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, here are our five favorite comments from last week:

Best Claymate
Croutons from “Fans React To Clay Aiken Coming Out”
Last week, Clay Aiken came out and 75 of you had something (mostly supportive) to say about it. Hot damn! So now that Clay’s telling the truth, which one of his fans was willing to be honest too? Croutons, of course, told it like it is:
“OK, but now that he’s out, that means he has to start making music that doesn’t suck.”
Good point, Croutons! We all got caught up in his sexuality, but what really matters is the music. After all, he’s representing the gay community!Best Male Commenter
Adam Finkel from “8 Celebrity Sex Tapes Not To Miss”
We loooooove hearing what men think about what we women think! What “Adam Finkel” wrote about LC’s, from “The Hills,” sex tape was sexier than her video fo sho:
“First of all, I bet jello moves more than Lauren Conrad in bed. That tape, if it does exist, would be as entertaining as an episode of Antique Roadshow. She’s also the type of girl that probably tells you about her melodrama during sex. I can just picture her bitching about her day mid-pump, causing my member to retreat like a frightened turtle.”
Adam, your comment helps remind us that smart guys crush on cool chicks. Even though Lauren Conrad is blonde, thin, rich and famous, she still won’t do it for your “turtle.” But we bet one of the rad Frisky readers could!

Best Girl-On-Girl Crime Vindication
Anasca from “10 Movies, TV Shows, and Songs To Avoid During A Break Up”
“Pinkbunnie” called The Frisky’s Amelia a “wuss” for being sad about breaking up with her fiance. Everybody hurts sometime, Bitter Bunny! And judging by your novel-long post about how you handle your baggage, you’ve been dumped more than a garbage truck. Luckily, the rest of the superwomen who read the site rushed to support Amelia! Ladylike Anasca, who first empathized with Amelia’s inability to watch “The Break Up”, then wrote:
“@pinkbunnie: the insults are really unnecessary.”
That’s right, we girls gotta stick together!

Best Bringing Back of an Expression from the 90’s
Kiki T from “Boo Tyra and “America’s Next Top Model”‘
ANTM obsessed Astrosexologist, Kiki T, posted about the contestant kicked off:
“But the bottom line is Isis isn’t all that.”
Seriously, she’s not even the bag of chips that goes with the “all that.”

The Top TMI
Michael from “Waxing On About Waxing Off”
In response to a piece which pointed out the opposing trends of beard for men and brazilians for women, “Michael” tried to proselytize his bald and the beautiful(?) look:
“I like my beard and so does my girlfriend. I do however, keep my boys shaved. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking — I highly suggest you try it.”
Balls are breathtaking no matter how they come (pun intended). Even in the comments, they make us gasp for air!