Quickies!: Hateable Hipster Fashion Statements

  • Hipster fashions we love to hate! [Huffington Post]
  • Artist Jonathan Yeo made a portrait of Paris Hilton using nothing but old porn magazines. [The Superficial]
  • Lindsay Lohan is supposedly taking a restraining order out against father Michael. [New York Post]
  • DJ AM was released from the Doctor’s Hospital today in Augusta, GA where he was being treated for severe burns. Travis Barker is expected to be released in the next two weeks. [People]
  • Shia LaBeouf will not face DUI charges for the July 27th car accident on Sunset. Legal is citing insufficient evidence as the reason. Or maybe it’s just celebrity status? [What Would Tyler Durden Do?]
  • Amy Winehouse continues to look like death. [TMZ]
  • It’s the “10 slut commandments.” Hilarious rules of how to avoid becoming known as a hizz-o. [funny OR DIE]
  • Men’s Health decodes the way a woman dresses and what it really means she wants in the sack. [Men’s Health]
  • A Kentucky man sued his doctor after unauthorized penis amputation. [Perez Hilton]