Quickies!: The Only Thing Allowed To Pump In Court Is The Gavel

  • An Oklahoma judge was disbarred for using a penis pump in court. [CBS News]
  • Lindsay Lohan’s imaginary coming out convo. [Holy Taco]
  • It looks like Brit-Brit stole Tyra’s body for her album cover. Photoshop is one helluva drug. [Mediatakeout]
  • Amy Winehouse’s third album may not happen. Uh, big surprise. [I’m Not Obsessed]
  • Poor thing. Suri Cruise spends her lonely days with nannies and maids. [Popbytes]
  • Leighton Meester has impeccable style on and off camera. [College Candy]