Star Couplings: Ashton Kutcher Not As Brilliant As Previously Thought

  • Ashton Kutcher doesn’t know how to spell stepdaughter Tallulah’s name. What did we expect from the guy from “Dude, Where’s My Car?” [Perez Hilton]
  • Despite rumors, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have not broken up. If they did, would they split the kids? [Us Weekly]
  • Audrina Partridge is moving out of Lauren Conrad’s guest house. Who will move in? Fingers crossed for bad girl Stephanie Pratt. [Us Weekly]
  • The Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez divorce has been settled. He gets to keep his misguided love for Madonna. She gets everything else. [People]
  • Was Jessica Simpson kicked out of the Marc Jacobs after-party during Fashion Week because she was wasted, stumbling, and slurring her words? [Pop Crunch]