Star Couplings: Kelly Taylor’s Baby Daddy Revealed!

  • Hooray! All is right in “90210”-land! Dylan is the father of Kelly’s baby! Thank god. Now I can sleep at night. Secretly, I was hoping for Steve. [Perez Hilton]
  • Guy Ritchie says the best sex lasts only four seconds. So glad I passed on him. [Perez Hilton]
  • Eva Mendes declares she’s had sex in all 50 states. Guess what, Sarah Palin? Eva wants a do-over in your state because she said boinking in Alaska sucked. [DListed]
  • Lynne Spears blabber-mouthed her way onto daughter Britney’s permanent s–t list with her tell-all interview on “The Today Show” this morning to promote her book about the pop singer. Thanks, Mom! [Today]
  • Heidi Montag celebrated her 22nd birthday. Spencer Pratt says a re-engagement is imminent, and they’re psyched about having babies. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. [Us Weekly]