Quickies!: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Talks Smack About Michelle Obama

  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck took daytime TV to a new level when she compared The View’s guest hosts, Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama. [CNN]
  • The University of Michigan’s plumbing can’t handle semen. [Holy Taco]
  • Some political pundits have contracted foot in mouth disease. [Asylum]
  • Solange Knowles is in talks to star in her own reality show. Yay! [Bossip]
  • Former Baywatch star Jeremy “Hobie” Jackson has been offered only $5,000 for rights to footage of him having sex with a porn star. [Perez Hilton]
  • Singer Ciara is suing Vibe magazine for airbrushing out her clothes in a cover photo. [Perez Hilton]
  • Check out who won Britain’s Miss Rear of the Year 2008. [Media Takeout]