Star Couplings: Simpson Vs. Underwood, It’s War!

  • Carrie Underwood apparently thinks that Jessica Simpson doing magazine interviews about her love life is desperate. A source said: “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.” Team Underwood! [DListed]
  • Vanity Fair says that Anne Hathaway paid ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri’s rent for four months, at $37,000 per month. Then he got arrested and they broke up. Bummer. [Perez Hilton]
  • Lance Armstrong says he wasn’t a marathon man in the sack when he was competing for the Tour de France. Thanks for clearing that up. [Us Weekly]