Star Couplings: Elton John & Lily Allen Win The Best Bitch Fight Of The Year

  • At the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London, Elton John and Lily Allen got into it. When Elton called out Lily for being drunk on stage, she spat, “F*** off Elton, I’m 40 years younger than you, I have my whole life ahead of me.” To which he replied, “I could still snort you under the table.” Bwahahahaha! [Us Weekly]
  • Cameron Diaz is still dating that boring, used-up Jennifer Aniston model-ex Paul Sculfor. [DListed]
  • Eva Longoria Parker looks kind of pregs. [Perez Hilton]
  • Tiger Woods and his wife Elin are expecting their second child. Daughter Sam is cute as a button, so I’m sure this one will be ravishing and good with golf balls as well. [Us Weekly]
  • Usher is planning an intimate 15-date concert tour that’s “just for the ladies.” I am not making this up. Bow-chicka-bow-bow. [People]