Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Curses Her Relationship With Tony Romo

  • In the new issue of People, Jessica Simpson calls Tony Romo the love of her life. T-minus 2 weeks till they break up! [People]
  • So Samantha Ronson is writing a memoir maybe. And then Michael Lohan said that Sam is using Lindsay because no one knew who she was until she met his daughter. And then Lindsay was like, “STFU, Dad!” And Sam was all, “See dude, this is why your daughter doesn’t talk to you. It’s not my fault she likes me better.” Boo-ya. [DListed]
  • Are Rihanna and Chris Brown getting a place together? Those crazy kids! [DListed]
  • Stop, just stop, Speidi. [Perez Hilton]
  • Hugh Hefner may be marrying Holly Madison and kicking the other girls OUT the door. [OK]
  • In sad news, Dr. Dre’s son was found dead in his L.A. home. [Us Weekly]