The Daily Squeeze: The First Five Minutes Of Gossip Girl!

  • OMFG, watch the first five minutes of the Gossip Girl season premiere, plus some predictions from Television Without Pity. [BuzzSugar]
  • French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy will sing on British TV show Later with Jools Holland, and, heaven forbid, she isn’t the headliner. Sir Paul McCartney is. []
  • Michael Phelps supposedly received a $1.6 million advance for his book. Doesn’t he already have enough money? [NY Post]
  • An Indian production company is being sued by Warner Bros. for its new film, Hari Puttar: A Comedy of Terrors. Harri Puttar, ha.
  • Jonathan Saunders for Target might be the store’s best Go International line yet, provided the clothes actually fit us. [Refinery29]
  • Planned Parenthood is handing out over 700 pounds of condoms at the DNC this week that say “Protect Yourself From John McCain (In This Election)” on the front, and “10 Things Everyone Should Know About John McCain” on the back. They also have 10 facts about McCain’s record on reproductive rights. [Salon]