Star Couplings: Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died…In Bed!

  • According to Matthew McConaughey’s mom, his dad died having sex. Of course he did. What else would you expect from the guy who spawned Matthew, who likes to plant placenta in his garden? [Us Weekly]
  • Nicotlette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have called off their engagement. Did she wake up and realize he’s a crappy singer or something? [DListed]
  • Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, is engaged to some idiot. She’s an idiot because who would marry this guy? Doesn’t she read? [DListed]
  • Was Brad Pitt serious when he said he and Angelina Jolie would have two more kids by next year? [Us Weekly]
  • Vanessa Minnillo says that boyfriend Nick Lachey dropped the L-bomb before she did. [People]
  • Jessica Biel wears a flowy dress — let the baby bump rumors begin! [Just Jared]