For The Week Of August 25-31, 2008

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Strange intuitive feelings signal messages to you all week, but it won’t be until the 30th when real clarity comes with a sense of direction. Until then, keep all your accusations and plans to yourself. If you truly want to make a statement with your words, timing will be essential to getting your point across.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Making finite decisions isn’t quite your thing. You like going with the flow, having things work out naturally or fade on cue. While you dream of this Utopia, you’ve rarely found it ever come to pass. This week, thank god, the universe is finally listening to all you have to say. Dream a little dream and shazam; your wish is its command.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

It’s going to be of those rated PG weeks where you’ll get to recover who you are in a platonic sense and stop worrying about the sexual piranhas swimming around you, trying to f*** up your mind. As the sign of sex, your vixen act often overwhelms and can blind onlookers. Hello, there’s more to you than being a hot piece of meat and it’s about time others got a peep beyond the guise.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

What comes around goes around and finally you get a taste of sweet revenge as juicy news of an ex who has done you wrong arrives. Unfortunately, the flavor won’t last too long and other obsessions will be calling you elsewhere — as in lucky you, career luck strikes and will save you from yourself just in time.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sex is one of your favorite methods to unwind and god knows you need it often. Just don’t forget, as work stress comes down harder this week, your trusty escape is also a person and showering some tenderness in return will go a long way. Not to add more pressure to your life, but seriously, it only takes one minute for a good cuddle.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your sense of logic continues to be askew, pushing your mad obsessions and crazy idealism into a realm beyond fantasy. At the end of the day, sure, this may be a little harmful and unproductive — but with nothing else to motivate you to get out of bed, use whatever inspiration you can. In time, you’re a smart girl; you’ll work yourself out.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This is your time to love and be loved. Any other thoughts, other than hedonistic ones, banish from your mind. This is when balance, harmony and fulfilled expectations should be lighting up your life. Sure, you might have to get stern with your demands here and there, but all in all, this week will have you loving being you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It sucks to have to play the master and servant game, especially when you’re stuck being the one on the bottom. However, when it comes to long-term goals, you’re going to have to put yourself in that compromising position and show off your versatility. If anything, consider this yet another one of your hidden talents and give yourself a pat on the pack for all your mad skills.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s good to be you, as this week is one of your luckiest times of years to get some. Break out the fishnets and watch the magic unfurl. If you’re single, be more daring in your flirtations and call out a worthy match. If you’re hooked-up, fly off into the sunset by sharing everything you feel, think and want. You know it; this isn’t any time to be shy, as subtly will work against you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Growing frustrations over your inability to get anyone to understand you comes to an end, as this irritating month winds down and starts swinging the universe onto the side of your libido and making you careless about anything other than getting laid. Luckily, some good conversation is also into the mix. After all, you’re not totally superficial.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Mixed messages are no fun. One day, you feel like you’re in paradise; the next day, you’ll want someone in particular to burn in hell. To say the least, this week will have you wanting a narcotic drip, as the frustration at times will feel unbearable. However, knowing this all in advance, you can always take up the option of free will and ignore all incoming calls post good news.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The sure test to know if someone really gets you is if they can call you out on your bull and put you in your place, a place where you actually consider their plan of action due to an edge of fear. After all, if they can control your mind with their words, you can only imagine what they can do to your body. Yes, consider yourself done in for, at least for this week.

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