Star Couplings: Gwen Stefani Pops Out A Little Zuma

  • Gwen Stefani FINALLY popped, after the longest pregnancy in the history of celebrity knock-ups. She and husband Gavin Rossdale named the little boy Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. It is impossible for me to come up with a better joke than Michael K at DListed, who wrote, “Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona.” So true. [DListed]
  • Scarlett Johansson won’t marry Ryan Reynolds until after the Presidential election because her brother works on Barack Obama’s campaign and she doesn’t want to take him away from his responsibilities. This, of course, his Scarlett and Ryan plenty of time to break up. [I’m Not Obsessed]
  • Jerry O’Connell, who’s expecting twins with wife Rebecca Romijn, supposedly considered naming the kids “Mary-Kate” and “Ashley”. Do it. We dare you! [Us Weekly]
  • Are Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift dating? And by dating we mean not having sex since these two have both professed their chastity. [People]
  • Sporty Spice is having a Sporty Spawn! [Perez Hilton]