Celebrity Girlfriends/Wives We Don’t Envy

Sometimes, it’s kind of difficult not to be jealous of celebrities. They attend a-list events, get free stuff and usually have someone at their every beck and call. However, we came up with a list of girlfriends and wives that we don’t envy because being in a relationship with their men is way more work than we’d ever want to do in the name of love.

Beth Ostrosky: Engaged to Howard Stern.

  • Her relationship will always have humor.
  • He will keep her supplied with blonde hair dye and extensions.
  • Cons:

  • She’s committed to the most sexist d-bag on the planet.
  • He has publicly admitted that he has a very small penis.
  • Michael Phelps’ future girlfriend: Whoever she may be…

  • He won eight gold medals at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
  • And six golds and two bronze medals at the 2004 Athens Olympics.
  • Cons:

  • His endorsement deals are sure to roll in now, making his life one big publicity tour.
  • He plans to change swimming the same way Michael Jordan changed basketball and Tiger Woods changed golf.
  • Women all over the country admire his abs.
  • Kate Middleton: Has been dating Prince William for about six years.

  • She could some day be a princess.
  • She just has to mention her bf and the free stuff starts pouring in.
  • Cons:

  • She will never be more important than Prince William’s royal duties.
  • She is constantly followed and photographed by the media.
  • Camille, Duchess of Cornwall: Is the second wife of Prince Charles.

  • She has a royal title.
  • Cons:

  • She has to live up to Princess Diana’s legacy.
  • Her royal duties include accompanying Prince Charles in his royal obligations.
  • Beyonce: Is married to Jay-Z.

  • He’s an excellent provider and businessman.
  • They are a power couple in the entertainment industry.
  • Cons:

  • He won’t publicly admit to their marriage.
  • She, on occasion, must walk 10 feet behind him in public.
  • Cassie: Sean “Diddy” Combs’ on-again-off-again girlfriend.

  • He’s one of the most powerful men in the music industry and media.
  • He likes giving expensive gifts.
  • Cons:

  • He refuses to see her exclusively.
  • She is signed to his record label, Bad Boy Records.
  • He has been known to have a different flavor-of-the-month.
  • She will never be as important as his six children or business empire.
  • Brooke Mueller: Charlie Sheen’s new bride of only a month-and-a-half.

  • He has a legacy in Hollywood.
  • He is currently the highest paid actor on television.

  • He continues to engage in a public feud with ex-wife, Denise Richards.
  • He has been known to have a bit of a prostitution addiction.