Quickies!: Who Doesn’t Love Michael Phelps?

  • If it wasn’t for that butter-face, we’d want to do Michael Phelps too. [College Candy]
  • A 41-year-old Hong Kong man almost lost his penis as a result of intercourse with a steel park bench. [Asylum]
  • Ani Difranco, who? Are there any hero singers for this generation? [College Candy]
  • Apparently, sex doesn’t sell when it comes to Big Pharma and the male birth control pill. [Shine.yahoo]