Brooke Hogan, I’ve Got Some Advice For You

Annika Harris | August 12, 2008 - 5:30 pm

Yesterday, Brooke Hogan continued her quest for attention by posting phony mugshots on her MySpace page. Not only is this kind of pathetic, but it’s also a little insensitive to her brother Nick, who is serving time in jail for a 2007 car crash that severely injured his friend. So I realized that it’s time to have a little chat with Brooke, since it seems her parents’ divorce has left her to guide her own career.

  • First and for most, if you want to keep your name out there, then hire a PR agent like everyone else. Pretending to get arrested for fighting is just as lame as engaging in a bar fight. Wouldn’t you rather get attention for actual achievements?
  • Second, forget everything you learned from your mom about make-up. This look really only works for Palm Beach cougars on the prowl.
  • And speaking of your mom, stop discussing that you’re disappointed in her for dating a younger man. Yes, I know the guy is younger than you are, but some day you may want a relationship with her again.
  • Fourth, hire a reputable stylist. There is no excuse for this. And on this note also, plastic shoes shouldn’t be your go-to footwear unless you’re a stripper.