Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston & John Meyer NOT Heading Down The Aisle

  • Those Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer wedding/baby rumors are as B.S. as you would expect. [Us Weekly]
  • The Feds closed their investigation into Heath Ledger’s death, and, as she hoped, Mary-Kate Olsen is off the hook and won’t have to testify. [People]
  • Hot new couple alert! Catherine Keener and Benicio del Toro are hookin’ up. Hotness. [DListed]
  • Happy birthday Maddox Jolie-Pitt! Call me when you’re legal! [Perez Hilton]
  • Morgan Freeman and his wife are splitting after 24 years of marriage. The actor was also just involved in a serious car accident. [Us Weekly]
  • Sienna Miller’s friends are defending the actress, saying she’s no homewrecker. [Page Six]