Five Reasons Guys Should Not Wear Shorts To Work

Catherine Strawn / July 31, 2008

Today’s New York Times Style Section article “Shorts Crack the Code” says it’s okay and increasingly common for men to wear shorts to work. We don’t support this fad because:

  1. Forests of leg hair.
  2. Dangling bits.
  3. The existence of air conditioning.
  4. Shorts + loafers = douche.
  5. Even Chuck Bass can’t pull them off.