Five Reasons Guys Should Not Wear Shorts To Work

Catherine Strawn | July 31, 2008 - 2:30 pm

Today’s New York Times Style Section article “Shorts Crack the Code” says it’s okay and increasingly common for men to wear shorts to work. We don’t support this fad because:

  1. Forests of leg hair.
  2. Dangling bits.
  3. The existence of air conditioning.
  4. Shorts + loafers = douche.
  5. Even Chuck Bass can’t pull them off.