Star Couplings: Natalie Portman Is Devendra Banhart’s Video Girl

  • Natalie Portman stars in Devendra Banhart’s video for his song “Carmensita” — the two are now supposedly madly in hippie love. []
  • Heidi Montag is going to Iraq to perform for the troops. Um, what did they ever do to you to deserve this? [DListed]
  • Wahhhhh, Alex Rodriguez was emotionally abused by his wife Cynthia. Boo frickin’ hoo. [Perez Hilton]
  • Balthazar Getty has confirmed that he and his wife are separated. I should hope so, considering he’s been photographed snogging a topless Sienna Miller. [Us Weekly]
  • Tori Spelling is writing a book about motherhood. Donna Martin Educates! [Us Weekly]