Star Couplings: Miranda Kerr Ditches Orlando Bloom For A Gummi Bear

  • Miranda Kerr traded in Orlando Bloom for Brandon Davis. Downgrade! [In Touch]
  • And Justin Long traded in Drew Barrymore for Kirsten Dunst, which is kind of like dating Drew 10 years ago. [DListed]
  • Mena Suvari is getting married. [Us Weekly]
  • Balthazar Getty’s wife says she is “humiliated” by his affair with Sienna Miller, whom he has been dating for two months. [People]
  • Andy Dick was arrested yesterday for groping a woman. The police then found drugs in his pocket. This is very shocking. Yawn. [Perez Hilton