Star Couplings: Sarah Silverman No Longer &%$#ing Jimmy Kimmel

  • Booooo! Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman broke up. I think he should be scared of the jokes she’s going to tell about him now that they’re not together. [Us Weekly]
  • Emily Blunt and Michael Buble broke up too. Did she get sick of his terrible Frank Sinatra impression? [People]
  • Is Eva Longoria preggers? Perez Hilton thinks so. We think she ate a sandwich. [Perez Hilton]
  • Miley Cyrus’ grandma is kind of awesome looking. [DListed]
  • Jennifer Lopez’s twins Max and Emme will NEVER wear anything twice. Recession, smubsmession! [Showbiz Spy]
  • Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s newborn daughter Sunday Rose will not have her first pics sold to the tabloids. I would say that is amazing parenting, but I also think it’s smart finance, because the tabloids are going to be effing PO’ after buying the Brangelina baby pics. [DListed]