For The Week Of July 14-20, 2008
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Just because they’re your friends, doesn’t mean they can’t talk out of their asses. Take their opinions with a pinch of salt, but if possible, change up your normal social scene. Hanging with new faces in new places will be way more adventurous, putting you right in line with sexily seedy encounters and clandestine affairs.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You know you work better in cruise control than in 5th gear. So, as your impatience grows with a bourgeoning relationship, realize that setting up the friendship groundwork is your best play right now. After all, do you really know what you want? No, it’s your ego that’s driving you to this brink of insanity. Slow down your eager beaver, when it’s right, you’ll get some.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You may not see it right now, but slowly you’re becoming the master of the universe. The power you’ve been craving is slowly saddling up next to you and soon you’ll be able to call the shots in your life the way you like. Although this might be more about your career than love, one will feed off the other and like the laws of attraction will dictate, perfection will be yours.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You’re all about high ideals. If you can’t have hope, then why even bother? This will mean cleaning out your closets, cell, and computer of that pesky someone that has been weighing you down. Once you rid yourself of the emotional baggage, you’ll see your optimism soar back to working levels and that getting a grip back on yourself is just a trash bag away.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Conversations with your boo will overwhelm you this week, as tables get turned and priorities get rearranged. Although this phase will be more talk than action, know that it’ll be the motivation behind these conversations that mean the most. Let’s just say you have this one wrapped around your pretty lil finger.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
What you see, might not be what you get. While you’ve been putting your efforts in one direction, another road will pop out in front of you and throw you options that’ll have you feeling like the hottest snatch on earth. Know it, love it, and own it, as the selection will be delish and guaranteed to make your head do more than just spin.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Just talking a big game will be more than enough to keep you in the game. With work responsibilities piling up, you’ll hardly have enough time for you. So, while that someone special will be chomping at the bit to get more of you, muster up your best sense of diplomacy and give just a little. If anything, playing the mysterious tease will win you bigger power down the line.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
A slow and sluggish mood will be hitting your brain and you should totally let it ride until the weekend — because by then, spontaneous invites arrive and exciting opportunities to show off your flair will be apparent. Expect to be the life of the party and turn it out everywhere you go, boosting your ego beyond normal proportions and loading up your pocket with numbers.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
This week, your cosmic message is sent to you from The Smiths, “Shyness is nice and
shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you’d like to…So, if there’s something you’d like to try, if there’s something you’d like to try, ask me I won’t say no, how could I?”
Don’t be your own worst enemy; make the move if you want it.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Stop looping your mind around mysteries of another that you don’t really want to figure out. Instead, take a proactive stance, start transmitting your enigmatic self into the ether and set the pace for the world to revolve around you. What does this mean? Throw a house party this weekend and see what fate brings to your doorstep.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
If you truly mean what you say, then put your money where your mouth is. Whatever the sitch with your man of the hour, you’re going to have to step it up. It’s time to take the trip together or meet the family. Yes, it’s do or die time and whichever that next step, invest into it and make it the moment perfect. The dividends returned will be worth your while.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
A little combative energy never hurt anyone. In fact, it could add a new spice to your love life that’ll make things in the boudoir just that more interesting. With the ball in your court, be creative with how to steer your extra aggression this week, as the planetary alignment inevitably will make you feel 1000xs more headstrong, impatient and uncontrollably passionate.