Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Get Committed

  • The U.K. rags are claiming that Samantha Ronson gave Lindsay Lohan a committment ring. You live in California ladies! Land of gay marriage! Do it! [Daily Mirror]
  • Sarah Larson says she will miss her ex, George Clooney’s dance moves the most. I would miss his pet pig. [DListed]
  • In case you missed the late breaking news yesterday, Matthew McConaughey named his son Levi. I hereby swear I will continue to call the little hunk “Cooter Adonis” regardless. [Us Weekly]
  • Megan Fox dumped her fiance, David Silver, I mean Brian Austin Green. [Just Jared]
  • Ha-ha! To get back at her husband Alex Rodriguez, from whom she’s just filed for divorce, blaming extramarital affairs, Cynthia Rodriguez went on a $100,000 shopping spree. Something tells us she’ll be getting a smidge more than that in the divorce settlement. [Perez Hilton]