“Oh yeah, I have made love to a few of my songs. ‘Love You Gently’ is one of my favorites. Make her call you ‘Daddy’ when you put that one on.” — Usher [AHN]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.