Star Couplings: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Still Have The Most Boring Marriage In The World.

  • Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s reps say rumors of there being a split are 100% fabricated. [Us Weekly]
  • The Times of London, a totally reputable newspaper, says that Madonna and Guy Ritchie ARE getting divorced and that Madonna is already consulting a lawyer. [Perez Hilton]
  • Worst words ever typed: Mini-Me sex tape. [DListed]
  • Finally, the scoop on Jamie-Lynn Spears’ delivery room drama! The teen insisted on a natural birth even though doctors warned that a Caesarian would be safer because the baby’s umbilical cord was short. And Britney cried. It’s always all about Britney y’all. [Star]