Star Couplings: Jamie Lynn Spears Prepares For A C-Section

  • The National Enquirer says that Jamie Lynn Spears is having a C-section today and she and her baby daddy, Casey, plan to name the tot (reportedly a girl) a combo of their two names — either Cassie or Cailynn. Why not Jasey or Cammie or Lynnsy? Too stripper? [Perez Hilton]
  • Charlie Sheen called Denise Richards a “c*nt” and a “n***er” in a three-year old voicemail, released yesterday. But he’s sorry? [DListed]
  • Justin Timberlake’s best friend Trace Ayala is engaged to some chick on Reba. He doesn’t think Jessica Biel and his bestie will be headed in the same direction, however. [Us Weekly]
  • Why is Will Smith kissing on Charlize Theron’s neck? Aren’t they both scared of the wrath of Jada? [Candy Kirby]