In a sudden death match against underdog Rocco Mediate, Tiger Woods pulled out his third U.S. Open win yesterday. Sports expert-types are calling it his best performance, which we kind of agree with, because honestly? Since when do we care about golf? We were on the edge of our seats! It doesn’t hurt that Tiger is super fine to look at — who knew golfers could be so muscle-y? Anyway, we just wish one thing for Tiger — can he please develop a new celebratory stance? When he bends his knees and pumps his fist, it looks sort of like he is sitting on a toilet.