Star Couplings: Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Did Not Get Married

  • Joel Madden posted a blog this weekend saying he married baby mama Nicole Richie. Just kidding! [Us Weekly]
  • Remember how George Clooney broke up with Sarah Larson a month ago? He has a new girlfriend already — who he’s been seeing for at least two months. Hmm… [Perez Hilton]
  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are still going strong. By the way, Catherine, how do you feel about Jessica’s shirt, which says, “Real Girls Eat Meat”? [Just Jared]