Friday The 13th: Tim Russert Dead & R. Kelly Acquitted

  • Sigh. Tim Russert died of a sudden heart attack at work today. The Meet The Press host was only 58 and seemed to be really enjoying covering the exciting 2008 election. I am sad because my Sundays are not complete without him, especially this Sunday, Father’s Day, which he would have undoubtedly spent with his wife and son and his beloved dad, Big Russ. [NY Post]
  • R. Kelly was acquitted on all child pornography charges, because of an absence of a mole or something. [ENews]