The Daily Squeeze: Carla Bruni-Sarkozy’s Lovers, Facebook Changes, And Chicago Bulls’ Garters

  • On her new album, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy sings of 30 lovers and compares a man to heroin from Afghanistan and Colombian cocaine. She says she wrote the songs before meeting husband Nicholas, but it’s kind of nice that she’s keepin’ things real, even as the first lady. Also, on the album cover, her name is Carla Bruni, not Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. [Reuters]
  • Facebook has removed the relationship options “Whatever I can get” and “Random play.” Is this an attempt to decrease promiscuity? [Boinkology]
  • A lingerie shop on Etsy sells sport-themed garters, because regular garters aren’t tacky enough. [Chicagoist]