Star Couplings: Donna Martin Procreates!

  • Like, two miliseconds after we posted that photo of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott yesterday, she popped out baby girls, Stella Doreen. Everyone who got our headline’s 90210 joke, raise your hand. [Us Weekly]
  • Christina Aguilera loves her size E boobies so much, she wants to breastfeed her son Max until he is two. More power to her, we guess. [DListed]
  • Wait, what?! Our beloved Paul Newman is dying of lung cancer? [Perez Hilton]
  • Mark Wahlberg’s long term girlfriend, Rhea Durham, is pregnant with their third child. Marky is finally getting his real funky bunch. [People]