Thrillist’s Top 5 Things That Your Dude Is Totally Going To Want
Stumped for a gift for your guy that isn’t GTA4 or the latest 10-blade razor? Have no fear! The Frisky has teamed up with Thrillist to bring you the top guy stuff that doesn’t suck—like this artsy print of He-Man’s sidekick Battle Cat! You can thank us after your BF is done thanking you.
Art: Robert Burden Prints
Grab massive prints of Burden’s majestic action-figure paintings, including Hasbro’s Serpentor, ToyBiz’s The Riddler (broken into a puzzle o’ plastic), and Mattel’s Battle Cat (post- Sword of Power, because pre-, he’s basically Garfield).
Check out/pick up the prints at RobertBurden.net.
Pop in any band and you’ll get lavished with playlists that include that artist in a possibly-legal Muxtape, letting you quickly see what other people who love Shaq Fu are rockin’ to. Unearth some tunes at Muxfind.com.
Drinks: KegWorks Keg Insulator
Throw the plastic “ice blanket” in the freezer overnight, wrap it ’round your barrel, then slip the skin-tight neoprene sleeve over it, and your keg’ll stay potably chilled for 24 hours solid — for the man too cool to waste a keg, but not cool enough to have friends to help him kill it. Behold the magic at KegWorks.com.
The UK shirter’s dishing a full line of make-you-look-twice tees printed with realistic-looking accessories, like neck-ringing headphones, an underarm-holstered pistol, sunglasses dangling out of a v-neck, and a polka-dot scarf draping both shoulders — because so long as it’s ironically half-real, it’s ok to look like a putz.Pick up a shirt or seven at Shop.RedDotClothing.com.
Potentially Disappointing Figures: How Much Are You Worth in Bed?
Answer the basics (height, build, disease free-/unfree-ness, number of partners, penis size), and some more obscure queries (conversation style, inkblot test, snoring tendency, favorite foods), and find out whether you’re worth more or less than the Everygigolo. Comparisons are “based on averages taken from advertised private escort sites” — which apparently all boast studs who are “Hung like a Clydesdale, and love Peach Cobbler”. Get the bad news at TheLegendAutoGroup.com.
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