Bring Home The Bacon…Or The Sex

Sarah Katherine Lewis used to be a sex worker, but she’s also a bacon enthusiast, and, somehow, she has combined these two aspects of herself into a book called, Sex and Bacon: Why I Love Things That Are Very, Very Bad for Me. Interestingly enough, Sarah doesn’t like to combine sex and food in her own life. “The one time I ever had someone drizzle honey on me it got really sticky and really unpleasant, and then we both kind of just got up and cleaned up,” she said in an interview with the Seattle Times. “It was really completely unerotic and very anticlimactic.” Sarah seems cool because she feels that eating “fake” foods (anything low-fat, light, or diet) is the same as faking an orgasm — neither does the body good. [Seattle Times and Amazon.com]