Impossible! Clay Aiken Impregnates A Woman! With His Own Sperm!
According to TMZ, Clay Aiken has knocked up his “best friend”, a 50-year old record producer named Jaymes Foster. Weird. She has a boy’s name. That’s funny! Ahh, but for those Claymates worried about Aiken’s precious chastity (and for those conspiracy nuts worried their “Gayken” theory may be shot down), Foster was supposedly artificially inseminated. I wonder what entertainment he used to get the spunk into the cup…IM?