Get REALLY Skinny For Bikini Season!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 29, 2008 - 10:00 am

Thank goodness for The Onion. I was really tearing my hair out about how to lose the extra 50 lbs I’m carrying around my mid-section before putting on a bikini this summer, but now I know chewing on pencils when I’m hungry is the answer! [The Onion]