Thank goodness for The Onion. I was really tearing my hair out about how to lose the extra 50 lbs I’m carrying around my mid-section before putting on a bikini this summer, but now I know chewing on pencils when I’m hungry is the answer! [The Onion]
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Zoë Saldana In All Her Bare, Beautiful Glory – CELEBUZZ |
Man Shoots 9 Year Old Cousin Dressed As Skunk – Huffington Post | |
2 Fall Into Shark-Infested Waters on Carnival Cruise – Newser | |
Most Of Us Have No Idea What Our Own Clitorises Are – YourTango | |
7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life) – Cracked | |
Teacher Forced To Resign After Bikini Modeling Photo Surfaces – Huffington Post |

