Star Couplings: Jessica Alba Joins The Wife Brigade

  • Jessica Alba and her baby daddy, Cash Warren, got married in a secret ceremony on Monday at an L.A. courthouse. They really should have called up Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz for their tips on how to have a fancy quickie ceremony. [Perez Hilton]
  • Sienna Miller and her boyfriend, Rhys Ifans, are close to splitting. []
  • Supposedly the reason behind Shania Twain’s split from husband Mutt Lange is that he cheated. Can’t wait for that honky-tonkin’ breakup tune! [People]
  • Pete Wentz didn’t confirm Ashlee Simpson’s pregnancy, but he did tell Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that the couple has a pre-nup. She gets the flatiron, he gets the eyeliner? [Us Weekly]