Ryan Cabrera came into my life through The Ashlee Simpson Show. I’m not gonna lie, I bought his first album. “On the Way Down” is a good song, okay? But then his hair started making him look like a werewolf, and I (and the rest of the world) tried to forget about him. Well, now Ryan’s back, and he has a new hairstyle. I can’t decide which is worse — the werewolf look or the homeless-man-who-doesn’t shower-and-also-wears-pirate-earrings look. I wonder if he went to Ashlee’s wedding with this grungy hair or if Papa Joe made him take a shower.