Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart need to try kissing with their eyes closed — so much more satisfying. [Premiere of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Cannes Film Festival, 5/18/08]
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…