The Worst Kiss Ever (I Hope)
Kissing is a strange phenomenon. At its most basic, kissing involves you and another person touching lips. Later, if you’re advanced, the lips part, tongues get involved, and spit is swapped. Sometimes there’s biting. Kissing is perhaps the most glorious invention ever, but like other wonders of the world (i.e., peanut butter), it’s not always good (Skippy, for example, is way too salty). The worst kiss I have ever been party to still makes me cringe when I think back on it. The gentleman seemed to think utilizing techniques typically reserved for going down on a woman would enhance the moment. It did not. Amelia’s worst involved a man making out with her armpit. Have you had worse than us? For your sake I hope not, but for our sake, I hope so. Please share.