For The Week Of May 12-18, 2008

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Test new waters out. Leave your comfort zone behind. Whatever sexy stranger arrives or new challenges come your way, hop on it fast. Switching your routines and doing a 180 is in your stars. The less you hold onto the past, the more you’ll find you’re no longer who you thought you were, but someone way bolder, sexier and powerful.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’re the original “turn the other cheek” girl. You hate confrontation so much; you often get the raw end of the deal. Thankfully, karma has had your back all along and rewards for your compassion arrive. Magically, a major issue with your sweetie that you’ve been passively aggressively nagging about disappears. Seems their listening skills do work.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Competition turns you on. To heat up the boudoir, start cock battling with your baby over career and money. Although you generally do work as a team, that unspoken fight for ultimate power has always been an underlying aphrodisiac in your relationship. This week, it goes to a new level, with one pulling ahead faster than the other — most likely you.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

All the paranoia you feel about your new plaything fades. Sit back and let them do all the talking. Drop subtle hints — they’ll pick them up. In their verbiage spillage, they’ll confess everything — how they feel, what they want and what they are capable of. Of course, this won’t be direct, so listen between the lines and trust it’s all in your favor.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

On one had, lust will make you feel as if you’re hopped up on uppers 24-7. However, when it comes to articulating those feeling to the other or anyone, you somehow fall short. So, to avoid any complications, show your affection through actions rather than language. You’ll get a lot farther climbing on top to express what exactly it is that you feel.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you live with your honey, expect the a-hole levels to soar to new heights. Your love will get bossier than normal and hard-pressed to compromise equally. Thankfully, your social calendar is going to fill fast. So, if they want to hang around and be a s***, there’s no better time — as the house will be completely empty for them to hear themselves whine.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

If you have to tell a few little lies to get you what you have to, who cares? In the scheme of things, it’s all-good. After all, it’s not like it’ll harm anyone and if curbing the truth to make everyone a little more comfortable, then so be it. Of course, if the most comfortable one is you in a bed with that special someone, even better. After all, all is fair in love and war.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Lavish you and your lover with all the decadence reachable in your realm. Let go of boundaries and gorge on the finer things in life. Having spent too much time trying to “do the right thing” and disciplining yourselves to be who you aren’t is no longer a fun experiment. Turn back to the gluttons you are and realize it’s a bond that’ll keep your love alive.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Money is the number one issue couples toil over. Plus, you’re the sign of security, magnifying the dilemma. Although you’ve been trying to play it cool with your honey’s frivolous spending habits, quit it. Besides the anxiety dampening your libido and building the resentment, it’s also unnecessary. Speak out, offer suggestions and pull those purse strings. They’ll get it.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your brain will feel too scrambled to think straight. You’ll see too many options and like them all. Feel free to it talk out. You’ll find the one that boggles your mind the most and has your mind looping about endlessly will be the one you will want to go with. After all, it’s curiosity that drives you — and once you make up your mind, the rest will unfold beautifully.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t wait around for understanding and appreciation. Being genuine with random acts of kindness means doing it and letting it go. Expecting anything in return is only asking for a let down. Besides, your partner can’t be on your wavelength all the time and understand the sacrifices you make. If you want to please anyone right now, make it yourself.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You’re not an idiot. You know life can’t always be the way you want it to be, not all the wishes you desire come true and the ones that do don’t always feel as salacious as you dreamt. However, you’re a pro at playing the game and projecting that idyllic image. So, for now, fake it until you make it. Think of this as the ultimate testing of your belief in the laws of attraction.