Guys Shouldn’t Wear Bling

So, Nick Cannon’s wedding ring. From the looks of this photo, it is large and covered in diamonds. Eek. Men shouldn’t be allowed to have gems on their wedding bands. I realize this is discrimination, but men who wear diamond rings are just trying to be Tony Soprano or P.Diddy. Like, because they’re hyper-masculine, they’re allowed to wear diamonds. If a guy wants people to know he has money, he should buy a vintage Cartier watch. Or a private island. [PopSugar]