Star Couplings: Uma Thurman’s Stalker Headed To The Clink

  • Uma Thurman’s crazy stalker was convicted. Do you think the Buddhist in her feels sad about that? [DListed]
  • Scientologists don’t believe in saying “no” to their kids (only “no” to their adults) — that probably explains why Suri Cruise is still suckin’ on her barley milk bottle at age two. [Us Weekly]
  • Aww Brit. The on-the-mend pop star has been given additional visitation rights with her two sons. [Us Weekly]
  • Charlie Sheen will marry his third wife on May 30th. Will Heidi Fleiss be in attendance? [Perez Hilton]
  • Adam Brody looks like a Sexy McSexypants on the set of his new movie, Jennifer’s Body. [Just Jared]